◆ HORBAL INDUSTRIES ◆
INFANT TYPOGRAPHY DIVISION
“Where Tiny Hands Meet Big Iron”
LUCASTYPER3000™
“Enterprise-Grade Keyboard Mashing Solutions”
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Certified for operators aged 0–36 months · MIL-SPEC drool resistance · ISO-9001 giggle compliance
Parents: hold ⛶ = fullscreen · hold 🔊 = mute